State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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