I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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