The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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