i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I supernannyed him into submission
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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