Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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