im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Just puked most of my soul out..
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