I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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