normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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