Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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