Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think a kid would responsible me up
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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