just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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