Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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