let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
