Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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