i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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