i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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