the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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