chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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