you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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