How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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