u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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