If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the day after is always just damage control
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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