You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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