I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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