I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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