Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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