This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
All the doctor said was why
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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