Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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