He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You were trust falling into bushes
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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