she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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