I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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