can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Is Oprah even human
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
