There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
thus making me awesome and them whores
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
