What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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