...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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