hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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