In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Say something about gay babies.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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