kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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