She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize