Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
honey bunches of taint.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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