trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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