He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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