Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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