So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I have surprise drugs for everyone
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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