i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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