so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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