Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
