ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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