There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We talked him into tasing himself.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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