We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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