At least make sure they are 18
Why
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
should my penis look like a turkey
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
