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I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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