ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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