Me too!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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