Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We are two peas in an std pod
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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