I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Don't make out with my wife yet
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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