If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I pour the whiskey from now on
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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