No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
