I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
im drinking this country out of the recession.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you made out with another girl for some wings
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
